Dreams and commercials

That’s right…dreams and commercials. I had dreams all night last night but early this morning I had a dream that takes the cake. Literally! I was dreaming that someone was trying to break into the house and Kahlua was going crazy barking and jumping up and down. In the mist of the madness I then started dreaming about a new Duncan Hines cake mix! There was some little ditty singing in the background.

I woke up and was in total disbelief in what I had just dreamed. I must have been singing the ditty out loud because when I woke up Kahlua was standing over me looking at me like WTF are you doing. I then had to start LOLing and I got giggle pants and have been awake since 5:45am.

I think I have officially had too much vodka! My mind is mush.

I will try and get some man candy up today too. I am slacking in the smut department.