I'm surrounded with idiots

This time of year my mom and I get together and make tamales. We always make 5-6 dozen to freeze and eat throughout the winter. Today was the tamale-making day so I headed off to the grocery store to get the tamale papers.

I get to the store and find the papers fairly quickly so I go to the front of the store where I had anticipated on going through the self-checkout lane. There was someone in that lane and the lady over in customer service saw that I only had one item and said she could help me. I walk over and lay the papers on the counter and she looks at them and says, “Tamale papers…you gonna make tamales?” I went along with the stupidity but what else did she think I was going to do with tamale papers. I wanted to say “No, I am going to use them to wipe my butt the next time I take a dump!”
Idiots…idiots